Funny, Yet Wrong, Jokes.....Go

[wolfpits]

Have you heard that michael jackson is going to college in the fall?..........Bring'em young

How do you know its time for bed at michael jackson's house?.......when the big hand touches the little hand.

[recoveringpunker]

A man is giving his son a bath

the son ask, why does your penis look different daddy?

The dad says, because mine is errect.

[B-TownBadBoy]

what do you get when you cut a dead baby in half?..... an erection

whats the best part of having sex with twenty nine year olds?.......theres twenty of them


ok punk rock jokes

what has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend?.....squid viscous

how many punks does it take too screw in a lightbulb?...10 one to do and the rest right a zine about it

how many punks does it take too screw in a lightbulb?...3 one to do it one too kick the chair and one too say how punk it was

how many punks does it take too screw in a lightbulb?....10 one to do it and the rest argue who did it first and when

how many emos does it take too screw in a lightbulb?...none they cry in the dark

how do you get a one armed skin out of a tree?...toss him a beer

how many straight edgers does it take too drink a case of beer?....one when no ones looking